May 2012
me: omg i can't believe it i only have 3 math problems for homework
*opens textbook*
textbook: please do parts a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, aa, ab, ac, ad, ae, af, and ag
*rips nipples off in a fit of rage and projectile vomits into textbook
methlabrador:
my little sister is addicted to that online game Club Penguin so today i made an account and ive been following her around in the penguin world all day and beating her in every game she tries to play and just standing in her igloo looking at the wall she doesnt know its me and she just let out a defeated scream from the other room i love the internet
chekhov:
I have a tab open of a picture of Harriett Tubman that I switch to whenever my parents walk in and think I’m doing homework.
I think I’ve been doing it since fifth grade idk why they haven’t caught on I just stare intently at the picture until they leave.
LOL! omg Harriet
April 2012
Comforting little kids.
shortasiangirl:
bbossa:
Normal people:
Me:
LOL! this is so me when I deal with little kids xDD
Precalculus is annoying me. I did my HW, except ONE problem and today the teacher called me to do that ONE problem I didn’t do, so I told her, “uhm I didn’t do that one”. I stayed up and fried my brain tryna do the HW because I don’t get it, but I know she doesn’t like it when people don’t try so I did it anyway. That one problem I didn’t do, she...
I hate that feeling when you randomly feel...
Life Hacks
ayyoitsaleck:
vanessaw17:
epiclilian:
thebogonoslo:
I do the swiffer thing! works just fine.
I found this very amusing.. im gonna try the sandals thing now!
Rant
Why the heck are you in a rush to grow up and be on your own? Just because you can handle school, extra-curricular activities, minimum wage-$10 job, and paying minor bills right now doesn’t mean you can handle being on your own. You got it easy still kid. Your parents still feed your ass, shelter your ass, pay your mortgage/rent, electric, water, internet, phone, health/car insurance, and...
Watchwadduptine:
HAHAHAHAHA! AWWWWWW <3
LOL, these fuckers just filmed this kid screaming/running for his life!
strawberrytelle:
“I’m a guy, and I am very jealous of girls. Because, girls can hug, kiss and cuddle with each other without fear of being called as gay or lesbians. Girls share stories better with other girlfriends compared to guys who would rarely give a fuck of each others problems. Girls can gossip around and look cute and beautiful, rather than being dull, like most trying-to-look-macho...
Whatever. That’s all I can say.
“It’s amazing. Some people, they just say these small little things, one sentence...”
– (via wordsandlyrics)
“Holding anger is a poison. It eats you from the inside. We think that hating is...”
– Mitch Albom (via eletheowl)
It's so gross when teachers lick their finger and...
lolsofunny:
I look at them like
I don’t want your dried coffee breath on my paper.
Mr.T~
I’m sad. I slept through youth night and now I feel sad. I hate missing church. Now I’m just stuck at home. Another day wasted.
Never stress over people that won’t even take a second to do the same for you. Don’t ever change your worth to maintain the people around you because if they truly cared, you wouldn’t have to try so hard. Some friends/people will never give a shit about you no matter what you do. Kissing ass to be closer to people will never work. I guess it’s just that lately I feel like...
